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etotheswan:

one-eyed-duncan:

so handwriting thing yay tagged by captain-xodoe 1.Name
2.Url
3.blog title
4. crush
5.Fave color
6. Caps lock
7.fave artist
8.favorite number
9.fave drink

Look at how cute you handwriting issssss!!

it is not.

so handwriting thing yay tagged by captain-xodoe 1.Name
2.Url
3.blog title
4. crush
5.Fave color
6. Caps lock
7.fave artist
8.favorite number
9.fave drink

so handwriting this yay tagged by captain-xodoe 1.Name
2.Url
3.blog title
4. crush
5.Fave color
6. Caps lock
7.fave artist
8.favorite number
9.fave drink

vcass:

one-eyed-duncan:

vcass:

one-eyed-duncan:

vcass:

one-eyed-duncan:

thEN WHAT VAIL 

vcass

I don’t know, how about not eating people’s ass first? You need to wait until both of you are comfortable and clean before you eat their ass. 

but how do I convince them to date me and buy me some ice cream so I am comfortable and clean to eat their ass

No, you’re misunderstanding. You don’t have to be clean, they have to be clean.

The point isn’t to eat ass, the point is to scam my way into free food and movies.

Oh ok, um… become their friend and when you go to place don’t bring money.

I want them to think it was their idea to take me out because with your strategy they just wont invite me anywhere ever again

vcass:

one-eyed-duncan:

vcass:

one-eyed-duncan:

thEN WHAT VAIL 

vcass

I don’t know, how about not eating people’s ass first? You need to wait until both of you are comfortable and clean before you eat their ass. 

but how do I convince them to date me and buy me some ice cream so I am comfortable and clean to eat their ass

No, you’re misunderstanding. You don’t have to be clean, they have to be clean.

The point isn’t to eat ass, the point is to scam my way into free food and movies.
swensleepingbeauty: So it has come to my attention that your approach to dating to to eat some guy's ass. Now I am not saying not to, but I do advise you make them shower first. Or offer to save water and shower with him first. I don't know your life, but come on, guy's asses are probably gross, so make them clean up first at the very least. Then you can quench your thirst for the d.

you guYS I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO GOLD DIG MY WAY TO SOME REGULAR ICE CREAM DATES

vcass:

one-eyed-duncan:

thEN WHAT VAIL 

vcass

I don’t know, how about not eating people’s ass first? You need to wait until both of you are comfortable and clean before you eat their ass. 

but how do I convince them to date me and buy me some ice cream so I am comfortable and clean to eat their ass

thEN WHAT VAIL 

vcass

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chanelthot:

Im crying so much

i AM DELETING

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R&I 5x11: Angela knows…

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-Hello, Miss Swan.

-Hi.

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how do you scam boys into dating you and treating you to some ice cream